See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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