apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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