when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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