Do you still have your period?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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