My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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