Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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