if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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