you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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