I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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