The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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