we're blogging at a bar
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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