We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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