chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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