so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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