Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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