mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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