I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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