: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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