I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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