I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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