Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I love you. Go after that dick
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
