Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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