Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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