A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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