If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
