check it out our google latitudes are spooning
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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