I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
she smelled like a LAN party
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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