Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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