i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
do herpes really smell.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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