i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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