yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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