She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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