lets start a swedish sibling band together
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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