Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So vagazzling was a success
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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