im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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