DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Green mimosas i think yes
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
