My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Just cropdusted the office
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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