The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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