therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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