Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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