No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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