i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Randomize
