She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You've changed since you got that strap on
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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