As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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