Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
