i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
well you can't waste a boner
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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