Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
There r osticjed everywhere
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
