weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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