dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I need to align my fucking chakras
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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