CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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