dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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