I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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