She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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