She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I will pee on everything he values.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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