So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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