i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
