you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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